So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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