i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The power of my boobs compel you
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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