I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize