Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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