And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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