All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
