Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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