Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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