the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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