how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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Do I have a choice?
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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