So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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