i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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