Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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