I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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