the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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