I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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