no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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