I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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