How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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