Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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