I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just puked most of my soul out..
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
