If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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