i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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