Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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