I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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