they need to just BURY HIM!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He has the fingertips of a God
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