Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
