So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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