you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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