Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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