I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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