Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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