id be glad to
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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