Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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