She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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