Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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