I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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