Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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