do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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