maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize