Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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