That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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