About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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