tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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