I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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