I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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