Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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