I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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