dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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