I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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