well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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