Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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