"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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