come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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