so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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