Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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