But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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