I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can't talk, ducks in the car
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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