David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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